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Ranger's a little psycho.
-- said by: Morelli and Stephanie Ι Category: Eleven On Top
Marches to his own drummer.
His drummers are all psycho too.You were worried about me?
-- said by: Stephanie and Hal Ι Category: Eleven On Top
No. I was worried Ranger would kill me if I lost you ... Well yeah. Maybe I was a little worried about you, too.Because you're a good guy.
-- said by: Stephanie and Ranger Ι Category: Eleven On Top
I'm not that good.
So I'm in trouble?
Big time.Babe. You just looked me up and down like I was lunch.
-- said by: Ranger and Stephanie Ι Category: Eleven On Top
I need a doughnut. I really need a doughnut.
That would have been my second guess.You're looking very sexy ... except for Mr. Happy, who seems to be sleepy.
-- said by: Stephanie and Joe Ι Category: Eleven On Top
He's not sleepy, Steph. He's in a coma. You woke him up every two hours and now he's dead.
He's dead?
Okay, not dead, but he's not going to be up and dancing anytime soon.You better be careful, or you'll send Officer Hottie to the emergency room. And you're working for Ranger now. How're you gonna keep from taking a bite outta that? He's just one big hot sexy doughnut far as I'm concerned. (In reference to Stephanie giving up sweets)
-- said by: Lula (to Stephanie) Ι Category: Eleven On TopThen we'll drag him. Okay, so he might get a little bruised, but we'll say we were walking him down and he slipped. That happens, right? People fall down the stairs all the time. Look at us, we just fell down an elevator, and are we complaining? (In reference to carrying Willie Martin)
-- said by: Lula (to Stephanie) Ι Category: Eleven On TopYou're one of them comfort eaters. I saw a show about it on television. When your mother gets stressed, she irons and tipples. When you get stressed, you eat cake. You're a cake abuser. You need to join one of them help groups, like Cake Eaters Anonymous.
-- said by: Grandma Mazur Ι Category: Eleven On TopLook at me, Babe. I'm carrying two guns and a knife. At this point in my life, I'm not exactly family material.
-- said by: Ranger Ι Category: Eleven On TopI love you anyway.
-- said by: Stephanie and Ranger Ι Category: Eleven On Top
There's all kinds of love.
This is the kind that doesn't call for a ring. But a condom might come in handy.You have a cast on your leg, and you're full of painkillers, one would think it would slow you down.
-- said by: Stephanie and Joe Ι Category: Eleven On Top
What can I say ... I'm Italian. And that part of me isn't broken.We don't seem to be all that good at commitment, but I'd be happy to give up a couple closets in exchange for wild gorilla sex at least five days out of seven.
-- said by: Joe Morelli Ι Category: Eleven On TopI think I wet my pants. Was that one of them double entendres?
-- said by: Lula Ι Category: Eleven On TopI don't have a lot of domestic instincts, but I have a real strong urge to take you home and hose you down. (to Stephanie)
-- said by: Ranger Ι Category: Eleven On TopOh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator.
-- said by: Stephanie Plum Ι Category: Two for the Dough

